Hofstadter's Law
It always takes longer than you think — and that's still true even after you account for the fact that it always takes longer than you think.
19796 min read
Type
A statement or system that talks about itself.
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Ages 8+, no background needed.
It always takes longer than you think — and that's still true even after you account for the fact that it always takes longer than you think.
19796 min read
The barber shaves every man in town who does not shave himself, and no one else. So who shaves the barber?
1918 (Russell's lectures); the story circulated earlier11 min read
Curious teenagers and general adult readers.
Travel back in time and stop your own grandparents from ever meeting. Then who was it that went back?
1943 (Barjavel's novel), with antecedents from the 1920s18 min read
A society that tolerates absolutely everything, including those working to end it, does not remain tolerant for long.
19458 min read
A student agrees to pay for his lessons the day he wins his first case. He never takes a case. His teacher sues him for the money.
c. 420 BCE (traditional); earliest surviving account 2nd century CE20 min read
Is the word "heterological" heterological? Either answer generates a contradiction.
19087 min read
Undergraduate level in the relevant field.
Consider the set of all sets that do not contain themselves. Does that set contain itself? Either answer is wrong.
1901 (discovered), 1902 (letter to Frege), 1903 (published)19 min read
No program can ever be written that reliably tells you whether another program will finish running. This is not a limit of our cleverness.
193620 min read
"This sentence is false." Decide whether you are looking at something true or something false, and see how far you get.
c. 600 BCE (the Epimenides line); c. 350 BCE (Eubulides' paradox)26 min read
There are more numbers between 0 and 1 than there are whole numbers in all of eternity. Both lists are infinite.
189116 min read
A prisoner is told he will hang next week, on a day he cannot possibly predict. He proves it cannot happen. It happens.
1943 (in circulation), 1948 (first in print)21 min read
"The smallest number that cannot be described in fewer than twelve words." That description is eleven words long.
1906 (published by Russell, crediting Berry); communicated c. 190419 min read
You add ten balls and remove one, infinitely many times. At the end, the vase is empty. What happened to all the balls?
19887 min read
Graduate level or specialist readers.
In any system of arithmetic strong enough to be useful, there are true statements it can never prove. Including this one.
193125 min read